Today's Quotes

"I need it open right now."--referring to the compartment on his Mr. Potato Head.

"Change my diaper, please." Me: "Oh, are you poopy?" Him: "Yeah, I think so, Mommy." Haha, you THINK you're poopy? You don't know for sure?

LOTS of times, "No WAY!"

Today's Quotes

"I'm fixing nose right now" as he picks his nose.

"Want have two kids" as he's climbing up in my lap when I already had Alex meaning, "hold us both"

"No way, silly goose!'

"Oh! I just woke up!" at bedtime when he'd been in bed maybe 5 minutes. I said, "No, you haven't been to sleep yet." Then, "Ohhhh, I have been sleep yet..." Me: "Nope, not yet. Now lay your head down and I'll cover you up." Him: "No way!"

So I think what I'll do is keep a running list of the quotes and publish them every day after he goes to bed. So two posts today, but only one per day in the future.

Blog Purpose

I say so many hilarious things. So Mom has decided I should start blogging about them, so everyone else can laugh along with her. Unfortunately, you can't HEAR me say things, because that would double the list. Things like, "More milk peez Mommy!" aren't funny unless you could hear the voice I used when I said it.

Here are a few gems from today:

"Show which kind"--Meaning, "Let me show you which kind of snack I want out of the cabinet with crackers, cookies, raisins, candy, etc. And in order for me to show you which kind I want, you'll have to lift me up and let me stand on the counter. This is the whole purpose of showing you, not the actual snack itself."

"Give me hand..........................peez"--Meaning "I'm trying to climb on something I shouldn't and I need your hand to help keep my balance."

"Put Awex back in swing"--Meaning "Pay attention to me"

"Want up here. Want up up up up up. Peez get up here."--Meaning, let me sit on your lap while you type this blog.

"Yes, Daddy."--Not funny unless you realize that he's responding to Mike's question on the video he sent of him reading some books. TV Mike says, "Do you want one more book?" Jackson says, "Yes, Daddy." Similar situations occur throughout the video, like when Mike asks what color something is. Jackson knows the answers so even though he's not looking at what Mike is talking about, he knows to say, "white" or "green".

"I just dip cookies"